Dear Setanta Claus, Please let me see my Gunners on Boxing Day... It's been an important week at the Emirates, beginning with the 1-0 victory eked out against an undermanned Chelsea. I caught the game at the Globe Pub with my friend Gerry. Upon entering Chicago's cathedral of televised football, I realized the front room was full of Chelsea skinheads and my pre-match jitters turned were lent gravity from my fight or flight instinct. I walked towards the backroom where the Arsenal supporters had gathered but just before I reached the safe haven I traded stares with a particularly ugly Chelsea supporter whose neck had been tattooed with a dashed line labeled "cut here." Cute. Fuck Chelsea! Sorry Trasker...